Not even three-fifths!

"Mr Rising, you're actually ineligible to cast a vote for Barack Obama."
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"No, it's not a curtailment of your rights, Mr. Rising."
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"Yes, but that doesn't extend to Canadians."
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"Mr Rising, you don't get three-fifths of a vote."
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"Mr. Rising, it's not because you're black."
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"Because you're not black"
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"I seriously doubt that you're black 'from the waist down,' Mr Rising."
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"Please put your pants back on, Mr Rising. We're all very impressed."


My point is, the Man's keeping me down. You'd better cast votes for the two of us. And did you know that it's illegal to take off your pants at a voter registration kiosk?